The Cantina (Off Topic) Archives - The Cantina Crew https://thecantinacrew.com/the-cantina/ Refugees From The Lost OS Fri, 19 Aug 2016 19:24:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.5 51978949 Low Cost Cosplay… Close Enough? https://thecantinacrew.com/low-cost-cosplay-funny-costumes/ Fri, 02 Oct 2015 13:17:15 +0000 http://thecantinacrew.com/?p=3479 On a budget this Halloween? Couldn't be worse than this. Check out these pathetically hilarious attempts to low cost cosplay with these popular characters!

The post Low Cost Cosplay… Close Enough? appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Low cost cosplay. Ummm… close enough?

With Halloween coming everybody’s in a rush to get a good costume for the big night. But what if you show up to the local costume spot and all the good stuff is taken? What if you’re just broke? Well you’re in luck, because these almost-pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-brilliant DIY costumes will not only leave you in tears from laughing so hard, they’ll definitely leave you inspired. If this guy can do all this with nothing but random stuff around the house, surely you can throw something together. Meet Anucha “Cha” Saengchart from Low cost cosplay and his awesome creations.

 

 

Let’s start with something for the movie buffs.

 

davy jones costume

Davy Jones

 

 

 

life of pi costume

Pi

 

 

 

terminator costume

Terminator

 

 

 

neo matrix costume

Neo

 

 

Star Trek!

spock costume

 

NO! Star Wars!

 

anakin skywalker costume

 

NO…

 

jake sully, avatar costume

Avatar?

 

 

 

Since it’s Halloween…

jaws costume

Jaws

 

 

 

jigsaw costume

Jigsaw

 

 

 

pinhead costume

Pinhead

 

For the gamers.

mario costume

Mario

 

 

 

 

guile costume

Guile

 

 

 

 

Need something for the kids.

harry potter costume

Harry Potter

 

 

 

emperor zurg costume

Emperor Zurg

 

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, thomas train costume

Thomas the Train

 

 

 

 

Disney

pluto costume

Pluto

 

genie costume

Genie

 

 

 

evil queen, snow white costume

The Evil Queen

 

 

 

beauty and the beast, belle costume

Belle

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, anna frozen costume

Anna

 

 

 

elsa frozen costume

Elsa

 

 

 

What about comic books?

low cost cosplay, wolverine costume

Wolverine

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, thing costume

The Thing

 

 

 

sandman costume

Sandman

 

 

 

groot costume

Groot

 

 

 

batman costume

Batman

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, captain america costume

Captain America

 

 

 

cyclops costume

Cyclops

 

 

 

cyclops costume

Ummm.. Cyclops

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, cyclops costume

Oh hey look! It’s James Marsden… as Cyclops!

 

 

 

low cost cosplay, mystique costume, x-men

And JLaw as Mystique?

 

 

 

Let’s get some music going.

Nicki Minaj

 

 

 

taylor swift costume

Taylor Swift

 

 

 

Alright. That’s enough. let’s get some chicken…

colonel sanders costume

 

tk-gifts-728

Spread the laughs! Please share!

 

The post Low Cost Cosplay… Close Enough? appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
3479
Coffee With Kenobi Co-Host Cory Clubb’s Uncanny Day Now Available! https://thecantinacrew.com/coffee-with-kenobi-co-host-cory-clubbs-uncanny-day-now-available/ https://thecantinacrew.com/coffee-with-kenobi-co-host-cory-clubbs-uncanny-day-now-available/#respond Wed, 09 Oct 2013 17:19:28 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=2764 If you’ve been listening to Coffee With Kenobi, you know that co-host, Cory Clubb’s book, Uncanny Day is available for purchase now via Amazon.com From Amazon.com: Nolan Day can read your mind. For him, trading classmates secrets for quick cash is simple, it’s the whispering voices and nose bleeds that make it difficult. Things get […]

The post Coffee With Kenobi Co-Host Cory Clubb’s Uncanny Day Now Available! appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
If you’ve been listening to Coffee With Kenobi, you know that co-host, Cory Clubb’s book, Uncanny Day is available for purchase now via Amazon.com

From Amazon.com:

Nolan Day can read your mind. For him, trading classmates secrets for quick cash is simple, it’s the whispering voices and nose bleeds that make it difficult. Things get worse when his latest client decides to step into oncoming traffic. Trying to unravel the mystery of why and right his mistakes, Nolan discovers a darkness lingering inside the mind that threatens human existence, and forces him to confront his own broken past. Nolan’s only choice is to ask a girl who’s out to expose his secret and his dishonest foster brother for help. Although when thoughts become deadly who do you trust?

Early reviews state:

I had the pleasure of reading the advanced readers copy of Uncanny Day, and was very impressed with Cory’s debut novel. The main character is easily likable, the telepathy uniquely done, the mystery engaging and the romantic subplot a strong hook into character empathy. All of these factors combined to make this a fast paced and enjoyable read. I often say that YA is not my thing, but Clubb uses all of the above elements to show me that a good story is a good story, no matter the genre. Nolan Day’s telepathy allows him to see into people’s minds as if they were rooms or places with key pieces of information that he needs to unravel the mystery. This uniquely done magical system engages the reader to remember clues to a case that goes from teenage gossip to the possible deaths of those close to Nolan. His ability and charisma with his best friend and crush has series potential, and reminds me of my favorite show, Castle, but if Rick and Kate were best friends in High School–and of course you added telepathy to Rick’s many quirks.

-Tim C. Ward

This thought-provoking, exciting new YA novel is a must read, sure to delight fans of Young Adult literature, science-fiction, or anyone with a thirst for more exciting stories. Purchase Uncanny Day today!

Contact Cory for an autographed copy!

The post Coffee With Kenobi Co-Host Cory Clubb’s Uncanny Day Now Available! appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/coffee-with-kenobi-co-host-cory-clubbs-uncanny-day-now-available/feed/ 0 2764
Weenie Roast: Swifties Get In A Tiftie https://thecantinacrew.com/weenie-roast-swifties-get-in-a-tiftie/ https://thecantinacrew.com/weenie-roast-swifties-get-in-a-tiftie/#respond Thu, 18 Jul 2013 17:52:43 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=2683 What started as a silly gag, Lex Houser and Andi Cross of Bad Kids Clothing (BKC) designed a custom tank for a pal to wear to a Taylor Swift concert. The shirt featured last names of men that allegedly dated Taylor Swift. When a picture of the “offensive” shirt surfaced online, Swifties (her fans) were so […]

The post Weenie Roast: Swifties Get In A Tiftie appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
What started as a silly gag, Lex Houser and Andi Cross of Bad Kids Clothing (BKC) designed a custom tank for a pal to wear to a Taylor Swift concert. The shirt featured last names of men that allegedly dated Taylor Swift. When a picture of the “offensive” shirt surfaced online, Swifties (her fans) were so outraged that they sent death threats to the company.

Screen_Shot_2013-07-15_at_1.55.52_PM_grande

Screen_Shot_2013-07-15_at_2.01.04_PM_grande

tumblr_mpu6hjH0561r6poeeo1_500_grande

1014160_10104740925913354_151361513_n_grande

 

Names include: Jonas, Till, Lautner, Mayer, Gyllenhaal, Redmayne, Efron, Kennedy and Styles. The first edition of the tank also included Glee star Cory Monteith, however his name was removed due to his tragic death over the weekend.

swift_revised_1_large

Given the controversial nature of the shirt and massive negative reaction, BKC has of course put the shirts into mass production. Buy your’s today for only $19.99.

 

The post Weenie Roast: Swifties Get In A Tiftie appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/weenie-roast-swifties-get-in-a-tiftie/feed/ 0 2683
A Peek Inside Club 33 https://thecantinacrew.com/a-peek-inside-club-33/ https://thecantinacrew.com/a-peek-inside-club-33/#respond Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:24:06 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=2270 Something of an underground culture, many of us Disney fanatics are simply not satisfied by only visiting the park. We search for hidden Mickeys, seek out little known tales that explain the meaning behind certain window signs and revel in stories of Walt’s apartments above the Fire Station on Main Street and above the Pirates […]

The post A Peek Inside Club 33 appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Something of an underground culture, many of us Disney fanatics are simply not satisfied by only visiting the park. We search for hidden Mickeys, seek out little known tales that explain the meaning behind certain window signs and revel in stories of Walt’s apartments above the Fire Station on Main Street and above the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. There are two not-so-secret places in Disneyland that attract a lot of interest. One is the half basketball court inside the Matterhorn and the other is the exclusive Club 33 located upstairs in New Orleans Square. Earlier this week I had the pleasure of dining in the not-so-secret Club 33.

 

club33-1

 

Completed five months after the death of Walt Disney, Club 33 was designed as a VIP lounge where Walt intended to entertain dignitaries and VIPs. His vision was inspired by the VIP lounges at the 1964 World’s Fair and further modeled after the French Quarter in New Orleans. Walt and his wife hand selected many of the antiques on display in Club 33 during their travels to New Orleans.

 

club33-8

 The Trophy Room 

 

The entrance to Club 33 is located directly next door to the Blue Bayou restaurant that is inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.  To enter, there is a door bell under a metal panel to the left of the door. The host opens the door and checks to see if your name is on the list. Once inside, there is a lovely wooden elevator (French Lift) and staircase for your ascent into the club.

club33-9

Lounge Alley

 

After ascending the staircase or by use of the French Lift, guests enter the Gallery that branches off to Lounge Alley, The Trophy Room and the restrooms. Lounge Alley, seen above, leads to the main dining room. The experience includes a buffet of appetizers and desserts, that are located on the sides of this hall next to a full service bar, and an entree selected from the menu. This is the only restaurant in Disneyland that serves alcohol.

 

club33-4

 

The food is scrumptious, the atmosphere is fine dining with a very attentive wait staff, and every article in the place is unique and interesting. Even the ladies room toilets are fashioned as wicker top chairs. I would’ve taken a picture if I didn’t think that might come across as weird.

For more history and pictures of Club 33, visit http://www.disneylandclub33.com/.

The post A Peek Inside Club 33 appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/a-peek-inside-club-33/feed/ 0 2270
I’m So Happy I Could Just DIE! https://thecantinacrew.com/im-so-happy-i-could-just-die/ https://thecantinacrew.com/im-so-happy-i-could-just-die/#respond Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:41:25 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=2021 Is there something in the water this week? Seems like I’m finding crazy all over the place. As such, I find the only appropriate response is to share some sad news and scoff at it in a completely distasteful way. You’re all down with that, right? Beware of shiny, happy people with inspirational messages. You […]

The post I’m So Happy I Could Just DIE! appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Is there something in the water this week? Seems like I’m finding crazy all over the place. As such, I find the only appropriate response is to share some sad news and scoff at it in a completely distasteful way. You’re all down with that, right?

Beware of shiny, happy people with inspirational messages. You know the type. The random acts of kindness crowd. Morally superior and not afraid to tell you about it. Seems we run into this sort of thing everywhere: in person, online, at work, at play.

 

ht_lynne_rosen_john_littig_nt_130606_wblog

 

 

In Pursuit of Happiness, radio show hosts John Littig and Lynne Rosen were found dead in their apartment on Monday in what appears to have been a double suicide. Renowned psychotherapist (Rosen) and teacher (Littig), they also founded the Why Not Now life coaching business:

Founded by Lynne Rosen and John Littig, Why Not Now provides focused life coaching designed to help foster and encourage your inner strengths, identify hidden and untapped resources, and put you confidently on the path to designing the life you’ve always wanted to live.

“It’s a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best, you very often get it”
W. Somerset Maugham

 

You only live once, right?

I suppose it’s clear they didn’t find happiness in telling others how to find happiness. A suicide note was left behind, however as this is an ongoing investigation police have not disclosed the contents. Cause of death was suffocation in plastic bags while breathing in helium. I can only imagine what their last conversation must’ve been like.

The post I’m So Happy I Could Just DIE! appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/im-so-happy-i-could-just-die/feed/ 0 2021
The WTF Files: Mark Hamill Smoking Used Butts From Public Ashtray https://thecantinacrew.com/mark-hamill-smoking-used-butts-from-public-ashtray/ https://thecantinacrew.com/mark-hamill-smoking-used-butts-from-public-ashtray/#comments Thu, 30 May 2013 19:00:18 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=1772 Sometimes you just want to give people the benefit of the doubt, thinking that whatever you heard or saw about someone you respect, must be taken out of context. You think to yourself “that doesn’t make sense, there’s gotta be some logical explanation for it”, why would THEY do that? And then sometimes no matter […]

The post The WTF Files: Mark Hamill Smoking Used Butts From Public Ashtray appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Sometimes you just want to give people the benefit of the doubt, thinking that whatever you heard or saw about someone you respect, must be taken out of context.

You think to yourself “that doesn’t make sense, there’s gotta be some logical explanation for it”, why would THEY do that?

And then sometimes no matter how many times you look at it, you just gotta say WTF bro?!

This week in the WTF files features the one and only Mark Hamill, leaving a recording studio (no doubt a session for one of the many character voices he does) and rooting through a public ashtray for some butts, before grabbing a choice few and sitting his BMW to smoke them.

WTF

Now this might be a little TMZish to report, but it’s a slow news week and not that he has to justify himself to us, but there are no updates on Mark’s official Twitter about it, so we’re just going to post the pics and let the speculation and or hilarious captions begin.

 

mark-hamill-ashtray01

mark-hamill-ashtray02

mark-hamill-bmw-cigarette

 

After picking out some half-smoked cigarettes with tobacco still attached, Hamill retreats to his luxury BMW.

There he can be seen happily smoking the stubs and throwing the remnants out of his window.

Looking out of shape, 61-year-old Hamill then heads to a burger joint.

– source

Okay so the Smash Burger thing is whatever, the man’s 61 let him have a burger. He’s probably trying to get a few good ones in before Lucasfilm unleashes their personal trainer on him.

 

mark-hamill-burger

The post The WTF Files: Mark Hamill Smoking Used Butts From Public Ashtray appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/mark-hamill-smoking-used-butts-from-public-ashtray/feed/ 3 1772
Mad Mayzie’s Favorite Star Wars Music Mashups https://thecantinacrew.com/mad-mayzies-favorite-star-wars-music-mashups/ https://thecantinacrew.com/mad-mayzies-favorite-star-wars-music-mashups/#comments Thu, 30 May 2013 14:27:11 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=1758 Everyone loves lists, right? Well I certainly do. So I’ll kick off sharing my favorite lists with some choice Star Wars music mashups I’ve come across over the last couple of years.   9) Grateful Dead The famous dancing bears crossed over with Yoda, Chewie, a Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader. Who’s the more […]

The post Mad Mayzie’s Favorite Star Wars Music Mashups appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Everyone loves lists, right? Well I certainly do. So I’ll kick off sharing my favorite lists with some choice Star Wars music mashups I’ve come across over the last couple of years.

 

9) Grateful Dead

The famous dancing bears crossed over with Yoda, Chewie, a Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader. Who’s the more foolish? The fool who calls on you to toss your dreams away,or the fool who follows and goes astray?

Grateful Dead

8) Nirvana

The cover of Nevermind was originally intended to be a picture of an underwater birth. The floating naked baby photo turned in to one of the most eyeing catching album covers of all time. I’m so happy, ’cause today I found my friends. They’re in a galaxy far, far away.

Nirvana

 

7) Sex Pistols

God Save the Queen. How much would the British love a magnificent royal with such amazing fashion sense as Queen Amidala? And ironic that through her own political connections she inadvertantly helped Palpatine rise to Emperor of a Galactic Republic (fascist regime).

Sex Pistols

 

6) ACDC

There’s actually several Star Wars ACDC crossovers out there. This one makes me giggle the most.

ACDC

 

5) Iron Maiden

For the Maiden fans, a rockin’ crossover.

536539_372190319524415_1601283101_n

 

4) John Lennon

A spoof of the iconic photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s nude embrace.

524769_406758796067567_837472905_n

 

3) Pink Floyd

There are a few great Pink Floyd / Star Wars crossovers out there. This one is a particular favorite of mine. Wish you were the droid I’m looking for.

Pink Floyd

 

2) The Beatles

Arguably the Jedi of Rock & Roll, what’s cooler than the Beatles with lightsabers? Your argument is invalid.

Beatles

1) KISS

My number one favorite Star Wars crossover is this rib tickling version of our favorite characters in the infamous KISS makeup.

KISS

If you have a crossover you’d like to share, tell us about it. Perhaps we can feature your top 10 picks as well.

The post Mad Mayzie’s Favorite Star Wars Music Mashups appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/mad-mayzies-favorite-star-wars-music-mashups/feed/ 1 1758
What’s His Face? Brad Pitt’s Strange Problem https://thecantinacrew.com/whats-his-face-brad-pitts-strange-problem/ https://thecantinacrew.com/whats-his-face-brad-pitts-strange-problem/#respond Thu, 23 May 2013 16:35:58 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=1585 During my normal morning routine of heading down to the cafeteria, grabbing a cheesy chorizo and egg burrito and settling in to watch the news for about 10 minutes before heading back to my desk, I saw a story on CNN about Brad Pitt suffering from prosopagnosia (Face Blindness). Apparently he has trouble connecting faces […]

The post What’s His Face? Brad Pitt’s Strange Problem appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
During my normal morning routine of heading down to the cafeteria, grabbing a cheesy chorizo and egg burrito and settling in to watch the news for about 10 minutes before heading back to my desk, I saw a story on CNN about Brad Pitt suffering from prosopagnosia (Face Blindness). Apparently he has trouble connecting faces to names, which as you can imagine can be a real hurdle with the egotistic Hollywood types.

As I watched the story and learned what Face Blindness is, I realized I totally have this. I can never remember which waitress is serving my table, I have to meet someone and hear their name several times before it sticks and if I haven’t seen a person in a while I’m surprised by how much my memory has distorted what the person actually looks like.

 

Until recently, it was thought that very few people suffer from prosopagnosia. The condition has traditionally been studied in individuals who acquire the disorder following neurological damage (typically from stroke or head injury), and a handful of case studies were reported in the literature in the 20th century. However, it has recently become clear that many more people suffer from prosopagnosia without experiencing neurological damage. This form of the disorder is commonly referred to as “developmental” or “congenital” prosopagnosia, and these individuals simply fail to develop normal face processing abilities despite normal intellectual and perceptual functions. Developmental prosopagnosics have suffered from the face recognition impairment for most of their lives, perhaps since birth. Recent evidence suggests there may be a genetic contribution to developmental prosopagnosia, and several case studies report at least one first-degree relative who also suffers from the face recognition impairment.

Source: Centre For Face Processing Disorders

 

Now I feel better knowing I’m not the only person that gets embarrassed by always forgetting what people look like and having trouble placing names and faces. Maybe Brad and I should both get this checked out.

The post What’s His Face? Brad Pitt’s Strange Problem appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/whats-his-face-brad-pitts-strange-problem/feed/ 0 1585
Beer Of Thrones: The Besteros In Westeros https://thecantinacrew.com/beer-of-thrones-the-besteros-in-westeros/ https://thecantinacrew.com/beer-of-thrones-the-besteros-in-westeros/#respond Wed, 22 May 2013 20:51:08 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=1574 Okay yeah, so I like beer. I like beer on a Sunday, I like beer on a fun day, beer in a box, beer in a can… how much beer can you drink Sham I Am? Quite a bit. And I’ve been to some wild parties and been the cause of many of stories over […]

The post Beer Of Thrones: The Besteros In Westeros appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
Okay yeah, so I like beer. I like beer on a Sunday, I like beer on a fun day, beer in a box, beer in a can… how much beer can you drink Sham I Am?

Quite a bit. And I’ve been to some wild parties and been the cause of many of stories over the years, but I can’t say that I’ve ever been to a jam quite like this before.

Would I like to? Hell yeah.

 

 

 

Beer Of Thrones is a parody video that I found on Youtube during their comedy week. Featured on Comediva it shows us what would happen if somebody showed up at our doorstep with a case of Beer Of Thrones… what else? Party time!

But here’s the joke, there actually IS a “Beer of Thrones”, well… sort of. Brewery Ommegang and HBO have partnered up to line of beers based on the popular series. Iron Throne, a blonde ale, is the first beer in the series and it’s inspired by the Douchebag King himself.

“With a Lannister currently on the throne, it made sense to do a delicate, but piercing Golden Blonde Ale with Noble hops” says Phil Leinhart, Ommegang’s brewmaster. “Iron Throne is certainly fair in color and soft in appearance, yet it still possesses a complexity and bite to be on guard for.”

I don’t know about all that if we’re referring to King Joffrey of the House BrotherLandsister, but I like where they’re going with this.

You can find out more about Ommegang here, and in the meantime, grab yourself a drink and let the games begin.

 

 

BEER OF THRONES

The post Beer Of Thrones: The Besteros In Westeros appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/beer-of-thrones-the-besteros-in-westeros/feed/ 0 1574
Actually Do Something For Oklahoma https://thecantinacrew.com/actuallydosomethingforoklahoma/ https://thecantinacrew.com/actuallydosomethingforoklahoma/#respond Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:55 +0000 http://www.thecantinacrew.com/?p=1528 It seems an easy out to simply offer prayers during a time of crisis. While well intended, for those that are religious the act of praying is a wonderful thing, to put your faith in God. But on the other hand it may simply be passing accountability to God to solve problems rather than just […]

The post Actually Do Something For Oklahoma appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
It seems an easy out to simply offer prayers during a time of crisis. While well intended, for those that are religious the act of praying is a wonderful thing, to put your faith in God. But on the other hand it may simply be passing accountability to God to solve problems rather than just roll up our sleeves.

 

700_m0ejzonhmmvofwrnc9wgvor8hqj8goyr

 

Comedian and actor Ricky Gervais, a long time opposer of organized religion  has been very vocal about this flaw in our logic. As a result, he stirred backlash on Twitter for those tweeting #PrayForOklahoma and has instead encouraged everyone to tweet #ActuallyDoSomethingForOklahoma. And I have to admit he has a strong point.

 

m6340297_514x260-logo

 

As such, I want to make sure everyone has access to a legitimate charity where your money will aid victims of these tragedies. Please visit the Red Cross and open not only your heart and mind, but your wallet. Be generous.

tv

 

If you prefer to have something tangible in exchange for your donation, please visit Must Stash to purchase these lovely t-shirts created by Mike McMahon, admin of The Classic Nerd Facebook page. Shirts are $20.00 and 100% of proceeds will be donated to the American Red Cross.

Much love from Mayzie.

 

 

 

 

The post Actually Do Something For Oklahoma appeared first on The Cantina Crew.

]]>
https://thecantinacrew.com/actuallydosomethingforoklahoma/feed/ 0 1528