Where The F- Is Daenerys? - The Cantina Crew

Okay, I know by the time this site goes public, Game Of Thrones season 3 will have ended, but I still gotta get something off my chest. Now eventually you’ll realize that I have a little something something for Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Mother of All Dragons and Goddess Supreme, but in the meantime pardon my French because I’d like to know where the flying f@#$ Daenerys is.

You know, season 3 has been pretty good so far. The Jon Snow storyline has been a little slow (I’d imagine it picks up eventually) and I really don’t give a shit about the Piggy and his new girlfriend running around in the woods, but it has been pretty kick-ass nonetheless

Tyrion Lannister is a straight up G as always, and I actually found myself rooting for Jamie Lannister for a minute, until the absence of Daenerys prompted me to go back and watch me some season one Khaleesi. It was at this point that I remembered what a douche nozzle he really was, but once you start to hate the guy again he gets his hand cut off, goes delirious in the bath tub and boom, just when you thought he was out, he pulls you back in.

But forget all of that shit for a minute, we’re getting down to the wire with what, 4 episodes left? And in a short season of 10 episodes there have been 2 without the f@#$ing Dragon Goddess.

I mean this scene alone pretty much trumps anything yet thus far in S3, and when ever I need a Daenerys fix I rewind that shit again and again, but I’m sure I’m not the only one right about now saying “where the f@#$ is Daenerys?”