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Girl Who Has Never Seen Star Wars Live Tweets Her Marathon

The Cantina Crew — Tue, 29 Dec 2015 23:54:00 +0000

Read along as this Star Wars noobie live tweets her first experience with the Original Trilogy.

As life long fans of the greatest saga ever told, we’re hooked the moment we experience Star Wars for the first time. It’s to the point where it’s almost inconceivable to find out that there are people out there who have never seen any installments of either trilogies. Blasphemous even. But the truth is, those people do exist and as rare an ocurrance as it may seem, it’s really not that crazy when you take off your fanboy/girl hat for a moment.

Nevertheless when we do come across such an individual, it’s great to be the one to experience it with them, comical even. But unlike some sort of Force ghosts patrolling the galaxy, looking for any unsuspecting noob willing to give up their Star Wars innocence to the creepy geek in home made Jedi robes, we can’t be there every time. But thanks to our social media obsessed culture, we have the “live tweet”.

Meet @gaileyfrey, someone who graciously invited us to bear witness as she was introduced to a new world of capes, space lounge monsters, whiny kids who need haircuts that forget the meaning of family and of course, tiny little murder bears.

Read this and take it for what it is with a sense of humor and without going into super fan mode. If you can resist tearing your hair out at the way she reduces it, you’ll see just how funny (and at times accurate) the whole thing is… “from a certain point of view”.

Each movie in this Original Trilogy live tweet session is separated. When you scroll through each session you can “read next page” to open up the rest of the stream.

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals 4: A New Hope

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals 5: The Empire Strikes Back (finally)

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals 6: Luke is Disappointing

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Harrison Ford Destroys Annoying Fan’s Prized Collection Piece

The Cantina Crew — Tue, 22 Dec 2015 10:45:06 +0000

Harrison Ford Destroys Annoying Fan’s Prized Collection Piece

Harrison Ford has heard it all over the last 38 years from annoying fans with way too much knowledge (and time) on their hands, obsessing over every little intricate detail in the Star Wars universe. He also has a bit of a reputation (true or not) to be a bit of a grump when it comes to such hardcore fandom. So during an interview on the Conan show accompanied by J.J. Abrams, it’s not a shocker that he was less than impressed when the show’s associate producer Jordan Schlansky asked him about something that even George Lucas would be hard pressed to remember.

His answer was short and sweet as he brushed Jordan off, but when the fan asked him to sign his prized Star Wars collection piece, a $5000 lego version of the Millenium Falcon, that’s when things took a turn for the worse.

Harrison Ford Ruins $5000 Millenium Falcon

After Nerdy Fan Asks Annoying Question

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Low Cost Cosplay… Close Enough?

The Cantina Crew — Fri, 02 Oct 2015 13:17:15 +0000

Low cost cosplay. Ummm… close enough?

With Halloween coming everybody’s in a rush to get a good costume for the big night. But what if you show up to the local costume spot and all the good stuff is taken? What if you’re just broke? Well you’re in luck, because these almost-pathetic-if-they-weren’t-so-brilliant DIY costumes will not only leave you in tears from laughing so hard, they’ll definitely leave you inspired. If this guy can do all this with nothing but random stuff around the house, surely you can throw something together. Meet Anucha “Cha” Saengchart from Low cost cosplay and his awesome creations.

Let’s start with something for the movie buffs.

Davy Jones

Pi

Terminator

Neo

Star Trek!

NO! Star Wars!

NO…

Avatar?

Since it’s Halloween…

Jaws

Jigsaw

Pinhead

For the gamers.

Mario

Guile

Need something for the kids.

Harry Potter

Emperor Zurg

Thomas the Train

Disney

Pluto

Genie

The Evil Queen

Belle

Anna

Elsa

What about comic books?

Wolverine

The Thing

Sandman

Groot

Batman

Captain America

Cyclops

Ummm.. Cyclops

Oh hey look! It’s James Marsden… as Cyclops!

And JLaw as Mystique?

Let’s get some music going.

Nicki Minaj

Taylor Swift

Alright. That’s enough. let’s get some chicken…

Spread the laughs! Please share!

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Babies React To Star Wars “The Force Awakens” Trailer

The Cantina Crew — Thu, 23 Apr 2015 17:54:54 +0000

At first I was the kid at 0:33, then I full on lost it like the kid at 0:59. Did you react like these babies when you saw the trailer?

There’s nothing like being a kid and seeing Star Wars for the very first time. There’s nothing like being a grown ass man and seeing The Force Awakens trailer after already seeing Star Wars thousands of times, but still feeling like you’re in brand new territory with a whole new set of movies. I’m sure I’m not alone.

When news of a new Star Wars broke a couple of years back, it was internet meltdown time. And then when the first trailer hit, it was rumor and speculation time for fanboys and fan girls around the world, but we were still a ways off until release date at that time. So when The Force Awakens Trailer 2 hit, with “December 18th, 2015” attached to it, it was like our dreams were finally coming true with the movie only 8 months away!

That’s what makes this video so funny, yet so relatable to those who grew up with the greatest saga of all time. We may be getting excited for different reasons, but whether your 35, 55 or 3 years old, we can all agree that something amazing is about to go down!

Babies React To Star Wars “The Force Awakens” Trailer

Watch as these babies see the trailer for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” for the very first time

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For Sale: Imperial II-class Star Destroyer (Used)

The Cantina Crew — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 01:36:43 +0000

Wow, my very own Imperial II-class Star Destroyer? And I can get it on Craigslist? Seems legit…

You can get anything on Craigslist! Used computers, office furniture, and for us Star Wars fans, there’s tons of collectibles. Like this Star Destroyer, going for a cool 145,670,000 credits!

But all jokes aside, this is one of the funnier and more creative joke ads on Craigslist in a while, and just in time for all the hype surrounding the second trailer for “The Force Awakens”.

The original can listing can be found here on the Humboldt County, CA version of the site, but these things never stay on CL for very long due to community flagging, so we took a snapshot and pasted the text below for those who might miss out on the fun. Enjoy!

Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.

Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else’s gain!

1,600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It’s got a Class 2 hyper-drive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.

As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.

Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15 disc cd changer.

36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5,000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.

Brand new this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but do to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.

First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

BUT WAIT! It get’s better…

Apparently someone went to “take a look” at this Star Destroyer, and had this to report:

I just wanted to make sure people are aware, this is a total scam. I drove all the way out there to look at this thing and the guy wanted a huge deposit before he’d even let me take it for a spin.

After looking around a bit I’d be surprised if this thing could even finish the Kessel run, let alone do it in a decent time. It’s totally infested with roaches and womp rats, so when you figure the cost of a 6.2 trillion cubic foot fumigation job, this thing is a total write-off for that reason alone.

I know it’s had Sand People in it, but all the tracks are single file so who knows how many have been in there or what parts they’ve ripped off.

You can’t even get this thing licensed in most states until you remove all 384 turbolasers and the ion cannons will have to be retrofitted with low-capacity magazines (thanks Obama), and there’s no way this thing is ever going to pass emissions.

The “carbon scoring” is conveniently makes the serial numbers unreadable, so I can’t even verify what model year this thing is, but I suspect that it’s the year that no one wants because there weren’t any handrails on the control deck. The whole “open bridge” thing was a terrible idea. It’s like the Pontiac Aztec of star destroyers.

So save yourself a trip. The guy just wants this crap off his farm but doesn’t want to pay the Jawas to haul it away.

Believe me, this isn’t the star destroyer you’re looking for.

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Star Wars: “The Force Awakens” Trailer 2

The Cantina Crew — Thu, 16 Apr 2015 14:00:02 +0000

We’re home!

The new trailer for The Force Awakens is up, let’s re-watch it a hundred times and see how many things we can pick out!

Star Wars Episode VII: “The Force Awakens” Trailer 2

So the new trailer for Star Wars Episode VII “The Force Awakens” dropped today, and we’re ready to obsess about it! From the familiar shots of light sabers, TIE fighters, storm troopers, X-Wings and probably the most exciting… an overweight glob of grease, a scruffy looking nerf herder and his sidekick the big walking carpet. And, while the face of this character is not revealed, can we assume that it’s Luke? It’s the correct hand, and he’s chilling with his old pal Artoo, although it’s not the hand we last seen him with. That could just be chalked up to whatever turmoil the galaxy’s been in for the last 30 years.

We also get a look at the new generation of characters, including Rey (Daisy Ridley), Finn (John Boyega) and Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), an X-wing pilot on a mission from “a certain princess”.

What’s interesting about their location though, is the fact that we think we’re seeing Tatooine in that shot of a speeder cruising it’s land scape, but it’s actually the planet Jakku. Ridley’s character Rey is a scavenger who lives in one of its ship graveyards (explaining the fallen Star Destroyer). Guessing by what we’ve seen so far, she happens across Finn and eventually they meet Dameron, and so our adventure begins.

While we’re getting a picture of our protagonists, we get a better look at Kylo Ren as well (the dude from the cross guard lightsaber debate). We’re also introduced to this badass looking character here:

Looking like some sort of chromed out, stormtrooopin’ bounty hunter.

Speculation Time!

Click the info tab on the box to find out, or skip to just stay on topic.

Warning
Info

This involves rumors surrounding an already confirmed cast member, not really spoiler material but just a heads up in case you’d like to stay completely rumor free.

So there are a few rumors going around that could link this character to a specific cast member. From what we’ve been hearing, The Force Awakens will introduce “the first female storm trooper”. Gwendoline Christie’s name has come up during that speculation and here’s where it makes sense, and where it’s still questionable.

The pros: GC has been rumored to be playing a character by the name of Captain Phasma, an Imperial hunting John Boyega’s character “Finn”. The chrome storm trooper looks like someone of authority. (is that TIE fighter directly targeting Finn @ 1:09 in the trailer?) so this makes a lot of sense.

The questionable: A female storm trooper has already been linked to an actress by the name of Amybeth Hargreaves. It’s listed on her IMDB page and doesn’t support the Gwen Christie theory, but the thing is outside of that one credit, Hargreaves is a complete unknown . Could she have just been a double/stand in for Christie?

Out In left field: Recently, on our fan page, a crew member mentioned the rumor of Gwendoline being “an inquisitor”. Also, in an article from Badass Digest (one that most of these rumors originally stemmed from and built upon), there was information that the actress had been training with a lightsaber. That fit in with my early and wildly speculative theory, that she was actually the dark force character (who turned out to be Kylo Ren) I’m not sure my theory held any weight to begin with, but that’s not why I bring I up. The main point is, I don’t see a lightsaber on our chromed out friend.

If anybody has anything more up to date to add, let us know!

Okay, it’s safe again….

Earlier I mentioned turmoil in the galaxy. This reminds me of something I was just talking about with a fellow fan in terms of the “Star Wars look”. In what brief preview footage, we see a galaxy that is a lot more beat up this time around than it was in the much cleaner prequels. This is something select fans of the originals felt was missing from the prequels, hopefully this will serve to recapture the feeling of desperation in the galaxy during the next installments of the franchise.

At any rate, this was an exciting look at what’s to come later this year, it’s finally becoming more of a “so close you can taste it” type deal. Seriously, in just 8 months we’ll have a brand spanking new Star Wars episode to add to the collection! If there’s anything we missed we’ll update accordingly.

Meanwhile, just for the sheer hilarity of it (whether intentional or not) we’ll leave you with this shot of flying storm troopers!

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Coffee With Kenobi Show # 12: Obi-Wan Kenobi Featuring James Arnold Taylor

Dan Z — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 19:16:00 +0000

Photo Courtesy of Jonas Jungblut Photography

In today’s show we are delighted to share a cup of coffee with James Arnold Taylor! James is here to share his thoughts on the topic for show #12, Obi-Wan Kenobi. We discuss his character, the Rako Hardeen arc, the Mortis trilogy, Attachments in the Jedi Order, and Obi-Wan’s relationship with Anakin. We also get to hear about James’ inspirational book, JAT 365, and find out how you can win an autographed copy! This truly is the interview you’ve been waiting for!

We also have the next offering of “Your Espresso Shot with The Bearded Trio” featuring Rob Wainfur, as well as discuss the newest Star Wars character, Chopper, and more Rebels information. In addition, find out how you can meet George Lucas and Mark Hamill, talk about Melinda’s latest contest, and find out more about new additions to Disney Infinities. This is the Podcast You’re Looking For!

Check out this episode

Show Notes

News

Rebels Promo Cards

Meet Chopper

Rebels Details

Check Out Melinda’s Blog and Enter Her Contest!

Collector News

Marvel and Star Wars Joining Disney’s Infinity

Star Wars/NFL Mash Ups

Chopper Action Figure

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Coffee With Kenobi Show # 11: The Psychology of Villains in the Star Wars Universe

Dan Z — Wed, 29 Jan 2014 19:14:53 +0000

In today’s show we share a cup of coffee with Dr. Andrea Letamendi of Under The Mask Online. Drea offer her professional opinion on our topic for Show # 11, the psychology of villains in the Star Wars universe. Andrea has a PhD in Clinical psychology, and her wisdom will have you looking at some of these characters in ways you never imagined. Tricia Barr stops by to talk about her new novel, Wynde, and we have the next offering of “Your Espresso Shot with The Bearded Trio.”
We will also look at news regarding the Episode VII script, and talk about how you can recharge your cell phones at Celebration Anaheim, Vader style! This is the Podcast You’re Looking For!

Check out this episode

Show Notes

News

The Kessel Run 8 Hour Podcast – MakingStarWars.net

Purchase Wynde here!

Collector News

Darth Vader Portable Cell Phone Charger

Wedge Antilles Mini-Bust

Han Solo (Bespin Outfit) Jumbo Figure

Discussion

Under the Mask Online

The Arkham Sessions

The Arkham Sessions on YouTube

Dr. Andrea Letamendi’s Article on the Dark Side

Follow Dr. Andrea Letamendi on Twitter

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Coffee With Kenobi Show # 10: Anakin Skywalker

Dan Z — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 19:47:44 +0000

In today’s show we share a cup of coffee with Becca Benjamin of Geeks Helping Geeks. Becca shares her thoughts on the topic for show #10, Anakin Skywalker. We also have the next offering of “Your Espresso Shot with The Bearded Trio” featuring Rob Wainfur, and discuss news regarding Darth Maul in comic book form, Star Wars comics coming back to Marvel, Bonnie Piesse’s EP, and talk about the Inquisitor action figure. This is the Podcast You’re Looking For!

Check out this episode

Show Notes

News

Darth Maul’s Clone Wars Arc determined in Comic Book Form

Star Wars Coming back to Marvel

Bonnie Piesse’s New EP

Download Bonnie Piesse’s Album Here

2014 Star Wars Weekends Dates Revealed

Image of the Ghost via Star Wars Tumblr

Collector News

The Inquisitor Action Figure

Captain Han Solo from Hoth Sixth Scale Figure

Discussion

Steve Anderson Art

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Coffee With Kenobi Show # 9 : The Proper Order of the Star Wars Saga

Dan Z — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 16:19:43 +0000

In today’s show we are happy to share a cup of coffee with Craig Dickinson. Craig is an educator and huge Star Wars fan with some great insights into our topic for show # 9, the proper order of the Star Wars saga. We talk about how he incorporates Star Wars in the classroom, as well as his theories on effective storytelling. Ed Dolista of the Indy Cast stops by for a quick cup to discuss Disney purchasing Indiana Jones, and we have the next offering of “Your Espresso Shot with The Bearded Trio.”

We will also look at news regarding Rebels, talk Melinda’s Brew, and share some new collectable items available for pre-order. We will also introduce our topic for Show # 10. This is the Podcast You’re Looking For!

Check out this episode

Show Notes

News

Rebels Airing Saturday Mornings?!

Coffee With Kenobi Shares their Thoughts on the Disney Indiana Jones Deal on the Indy Cast

Check out Melinda’s Brew

Join Star Wars Attack Squadron Beta

Collector News

Order the Imperial Probe Droid from Sideshow

Order Hoth Luke Skywalker and Tauntaun from Sideshow

Batfighter T-Shirt from TFAW

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